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Saturday, June 5, 2010

100 Things I Hate

100 Things I Hate

Melons, any and all
Arriving at destination realizing I’d forgotten something
Blisters from a cute pair of shoes
Allergies
When my kids are sick/hurt
Deciding what’s for dinner/where to go for dinner/what to wear= Decisions in general I guess :)
Cleaning my apartment
Everything/Everyone “going green” as though they really care
Dramatic/Overly emotional girls
Handling raw chicken
Missing movie previews
People saying, “I don’t NEED it” when they forego something they want when you are eating that second helping of “it”
Toilet paper rolled under, instead of over
Liberal mentality
Putting away clean laundry
Never having enough space for things
My non-creativity
Accidentally washing dry clean/hand wash only items in washer
Realizing I bought dry clean/hand wash only clothes
Finding that stain after it’s gone through the dryer
Running out of printer ink in the middle of printing
Bird poop
People talking during meetings/speech
Bad movie endings
Headaches
How much soda I drink
Running out of hot water in the middle of a shower
NAACP
Girls who cry/faint/go ecstatic over boy singers
PETA
Cancer
Spiders/snakes
The fact that Pluto is no longer a planet
Skinny Jeans
Political Correctness
Nancy Pelosi/Barack Obama
carpet in bathrooms and dining rooms
Big government
Cellulite
Having to get my car maintenance done
Feet
That I bite my nails
When there are specifications when creating a password
Divorce
People driving in the left lane when they are not passing anyone
Entitlement programs
Living in an apartment
Not having money for my kids to do dance/gymnastics/sports
People who don’t turn on headlights when it’s dark or raining
Not remembering to warm my car/defrost or deice my windshield until time to leave
Cold/hot leater seats
Whining
Jerry Springer/Geraldo -type shows
Women trying to be the “Best Mom” as society dictates
Being ignored
Children who help themselves to the food/drink at your home without asking permission or being offered first
Being sick
That I don’t have perfect vision therefore having to deal with the hinderance of contacts/glasses
Unexpected visitors
That you only get one life cuz once you’ve screwed up, you gotta deal with it
Tattling
Getting my hair caught in the hair dryer
That I basically have one way to style my hair no matter the cut
My weight
Licking envelopes
Waiting….for anything
Not knowing where a bruise/scratch came from
Red and blue lights in my rear view mirror
Trying on clothes
Shopping with kids in toe
Feeling like I need to throw up
A sink full of dirty dishes
Sticky fingers/faces
BIG girls who wear tight shirts
Eating because I’m bored/stressed/etc
Needing to clean on weekends
The amount of time I spend on the computer (doing stuff like this!)
People that make you feel guilty for saying “no”
How quickly my desk becomes a “catch-all pile of crap”
Food stuck in/ground into carpet
Mold
How quickly my babies are growing up
Never having cash on me so I’m stuck using my debit card for something less than $2
That I don’t feel beautiful in my own skin
Pink eye
Strep Throat
Rude people who work for the public
People who are rude to those that do work for the public
That I dont’ have a close relationship with my in-laws
Spam email
Dirt/crumbs/crayons/etc found under carseats and in hard to reach cracks in the car
Parking meters
Stepping in gum
Feeling bloated
Smoking and when those that do don’t have the courtesy to not do it around ppl that don’t.
Motorcycles that park in a regular parking spot on an overcrowded college campus parking lot when there are designated motorcycle spots available.
Trying to find the end of sticking tape or toilet paper
Burned popcorn (or any food for that matter)
Flies in the house
People who complain about their weight when they’re so obviously skinny

1 comment:

  1. You're fun...I like you :)! Nice meeting you...
    Amy

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